Private Capital Markets — Connect a Wallet to Begin
SCHLONGBERG SACHS BANK — PRIVATE MARKETS DIVISION

Digital Capital.
Portable by Design.

Schlongberg Sachs Bank extends correspondent access to clients operating across San Andreas and Leonida. Institutional-grade pricing, broker-managed liquidity, and complete portfolio transparency — all in one platform. Standing, credit, and tier are recorded once and honored at every desk, so you arrive in Vice City as a client, not a stranger.

LIVE MARKET
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Your first five minutes

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Connect a wallet
Sign in with Phantom or Jupiter. No application, no waiting — you're in instantly with your own account.
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Get funded
New accounts start at PMA$0. Your server's broker credits your starting cash so you've got something to trade with.
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Trade the market
Buy and sell SSB, LSBTC, and other listed holdings. Prices move with real supply and demand through the AMM pool.
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Grow your portfolio
Track in-game property, vehicles, and businesses as assets. Later, forfeit one for real $SST through your treasurer.
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Current Market Prices

All listed tickers are in-game digital assets settled in server currency — not real-world currency or securities. USD figures are an implied conversion via the LSBTC rate, shown for transparency into value circulating across participating servers.

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LIQUIDITY
AMM-Powered Pricing

Our automated market maker ensures constant liquidity. There's always a price to buy or sell — the pool adjusts with every transaction, reflecting true market supply and demand.

TRANSPARENCY
Full Position Visibility

Every transaction is logged and visible. Monitor your holdings, cash balance, and complete net worth in real time. No hidden fees, no hidden positions.

Ready to Access
the Terminal?

New players connect a Solana wallet and are in instantly — no application, no waiting on a broker. Returning legacy accounts can still sign in with an SSN and password.

Player Login No wallet? Get Phantom or Jupiter first

IMPORTANT DISCLOSURE — This platform is a fictional private investment simulation. All prices, securities, and portfolio values are simulated and exist solely within a roleplay context. Nothing on this site constitutes financial advice, an offer of securities, or an invitation to invest real money. Participation is for entertainment purposes only. Capital at risk means fictional capital.